Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The Pope In His Mother Tongue Said The Unholy Word: "Cazzo"

"Cazzo" in Italian is "fuck" in English.  Pope Frank whose parents were Italian said "fuck" in Italian ("cazzo") during an address at the Vatican. [1]  I suspect that it was not just any slip of the tongue but a Freudian slip that could possibly uncover layers upon layers of prickly evidence concealed in the ultra-private (some say "humble") and suspiciously quiet life of a man before he became pope. [2]  Whether such evidence actually exists or is perhaps hidden in the villa miseria of Buenos Aires is anyone's guess.


[1] See and hear it at http://www.independent.co.uk/news/mamma-mia-he-said-what-pope-francis-uses-distinctly-unholy-language-as-he-drops-the-fbomb-during-mass-in-st-peters-square-9165923.html, a repetitive but louder version is on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BziUYGPLzbg.
[2] If I had the talent for writing, I would write a fiction about a pope that loves fornicating.

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