Monday, January 23, 2012

Warren Buffet Is Bitter

Warren Buffet is bitter because God has given him the talent to amass wealth and he blames Congress for the amount of money he has accumulated: "Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said he doesn't blame Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney for paying only about 15% of his income in taxes, saying it was misguided federal law that allowed very wealthy people who make a living "shoving around money" to pay a lower rate than average Americans." [1]

Just for you, Mr. Buffet, the United States should pass a law that taxes 90% of the total wealth of all United States citizens over 80 years old and whose net worth exceeds 1 billion dollars. The rationale for this is that the value of money for billionaires over 80 is only pennies on the dollar based on the universal truth of the value of money: the closer you are to your death, the less your dollar is worth to you.

However, my recommendation is for you to use your pre-death billions to stimulate the economy by constructing a pyramid in Omaha at least five times the size of Giza to house a million life-size terra-cotta Wall Street executives to stand around your sarcophagus.

[1] http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-mo-buffett-romney-20120123,0,1875317.story

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