Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Another Fantasy: Healing The Catholic Church - Synod of Exorcists

The pope should gather all the bishops, archbishops and Cardinals from around the world, demonically-possessed or not, to meet at the Vatican to attend a first-ever annual Synod of Exorcists.

During the Synod of Exorcists, the clerics as well as the pope himself will have to endure the pains of exorcism for as long as would be required for the exorcists to exorcise all the demons from them collectively (this could be a first too) and  individually before they would be allowed to return to work as holy (non-demonic) shepherds.

Before being exorcised, all of them will first have to fast, drinking only water, eating only once a day plain bread, and pray unceasingly the rosary in Latin eight (8) hours a day for two full weeks as a group.  The clerics, probably all of them without exception, who are not used to fasting and praying the rosary this way, will come to realize that the preparation for the annual exorcism is far worse than being possessed and going through exorcism.

As a result, they will voluntarily tell Satan and its demons to get out in order that they may be able to be exempted from this annual ordeal by being transparent in all that they do and not do.

What about priests?  They, too, will have to be exorcised and go through the same fasting and praying under the supervision of their Archbishop who will accompany them throughout the ordeal.  And so do seminarians.  By fasting, praying and going through exorcism, they will be able to discern clearly if God is truly calling them to become the suffering Shepherd Who is Christ.

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