Checklist For Truth Seekers And Speakers

This is something imagined, a checklist for everyone, but especially for those who supposedly are truth seekers and speakers, who after a supposedly thorough search, they have determined that without a doubt, that they are absolutely correct with no room for error of any sort, deliberate, inadvertent or human, and that whatever they do or say (or choose not to do or say) will match without exception the facts that Christ will present to them individually on Judgment Day while looking at them with Heaven's softest, most beautiful, loving and forgiving blue eyes that upon the asking of the first of the inaudible questions will become two beams of non-judgmental blue laser light that shines through opaque flesh as if it were a transparent substance revealing everything about the person who becomes transfixed in place in absolute horror with no place to go and no place to hide.

The sample "inaudible" questions below call for only for an "inaudible" answer that is limited to either "I do" or "I do not" with no need for qualifications, explanations and clarifications, except for the first which asks for an "inaudible" narrative:

1.   WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
2.   DO YOU KNOW WHO JESUS CHRIST IS?
3.   DO YOU LOVE ALL YOUR ENEMIES?
4.   DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO IS YOUR CREATOR?
5.   DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST TO BE THE SON OF GOD?
6.   DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT?
7.   DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE VIRGIN BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST?
8.   DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY TO BE THE MOTHER OF GOD?
9.   DO YOU LOVE GOD?
10. DO YOU LOVE JESUS CHRIST WHO IS THE INCARNATE SON OF GOD?
11. DO YOU REJECT SATAN AND ALL HIS WAYS?
12. DO YOU RENOUNCE AND REPENT ALL YOUR SINS?

If one is overcome by darkness at any time during the "test" or after taking it, it is probably not a good sign; but if one can still observe ambient light after the pair of laser light disappears, then one has hope.